Runners-Up: Law 18, Total Football
Philipe Mattieu―that's pronounced "fill-EEP matt-YOU"―doesn't bowl over forwards with Norris Trophy strength, nor does he dazzle the beggars for good football, hats in hands, with his flair. No referee has ever sent him off. Barring a tantrum over an early bedtime or the withholding of dessert, none ever will.
